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第四色俺去也 当春风按下直播间开关,五棵5000岁古柏开播啦! As the spring breeze flips the livestream switch, five ancient cypress trees, 5,000 years old, go live!_大皖新闻 | 安徽网
发布日期:2025-04-04 21:21 点击次数:193
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中国有五棵5000岁的“活化石天团”在陕西开派对啦!它们见证过罗马建城、围不雅过牛顿被苹果砸头,当今集体出谈当网红~
China's five 5,000-year-old "living fossil legends" are throwing a party in Shaanxi! They’ve witnessed the rise of Rome, side-eyed Newton's apple moment, and now they're becoming internet celebrities!
黄帝手植柏:初代端淑博主(天下柏树之父),身高荒谬于6层楼!这位前卫先锋的种子还搭过神舟飞船去天外旅行(2016年神舟十一号认证)。
Yellow Emperor's Hand-Planted Cypress: The OG civilization influencer (Father of World Cypresses). Stands tall as a 6-story building! This trendsetter even sent its seeds to space via Shenzhou-11 in 2016.
保生柏:健康锦鲤本鲤第四色俺去也,在线接单5000年祈愿做事。
Baosheng Cypress: The ultimate wellness icon, granting health wishes for 5 millennia.
仓颉手植柏:树下绕圈可自动兑换微信步数,扫码领取千年祝愿套餐。
Cangjie's Hand-Planted Cypress: Walk circles around it to earn WeChat steps—scan for a 5000-year blessing package!
老君柏:唐朝发福疑团——被怀疑偷吃杨贵妃的荔枝外卖
Laojun Cypress: The Yoga master of trees (still bendy at 5K!). Suddenly "gained weight" in the Tang Dynasty—suspected to have snuck Yang Guifei's lychee delivery (1,500-year delay—yikes!).
免费色情电影页山古柏:23米高的秦岭树王,自带认亲系统。当地宝宝出身齐会来认"树爸爸”,求个千年同款褂讪身板。
Yeshan Giant Cypress: The 23m-tall "King of Qinling."Locals bring newborns here to claim it as their“tree dad,”hoping for a sturdy, long-lasting life.
你阅读这三分钟=它们性射中的0.0000003%秒。保护这群会发"一又友圈"的酷老翁,说不定能蹭到永生buff哦!
PS: Your 3-minute read = 0.0000003% of their lifespan.Protect these cool old-timers—they might just share the secret to immortality!
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